my brain hurts

Exciting new game for the Wii where you can become the ultimate bar tender

Master your skills:

• Pour a beer
• Shake a cocktail
• change the channel on the tv
• throw a drunk patron out the door
• glass a guy (bonus points for high damage to the face)

Those damn “Cretumium” Crystals are playing up again…

Synopsis

Platformer/puzzle game involving the world scaling up and down due to an unstable power source deep within the planet. Player always remains at the same size on screen but the world and it’s inhabitants suddenly grow and shrink, providing different challenges at different scales.

The entire world and it’s creatures originated from this rare crystalline material, but at different scales the world looks and behaves differently. There are distinct styles to the various scales, from the sub atomic, to the global.

Gravity has a different effect on the player at different scales.

Simple enemy creatures at one scale can instantly become “boss” creatures as the world suddenly scales up or down.

Latin words for size/growth/etc:

• cresco (cretum) to grow, increase, expand / spring forth
• decresco to decrease, grow smaller
• incresco (-ere) to grow in, or upon
• macresco to become lean, skinny, thin.
  
• grow smaller. minuo minui minutum
• large magnus maior maximus, amplus
• of such a size. Tantus
  size amplitude

Concept for the BEST CARTOON SERIES EVER!!!

Infact all kinds of vampire animals - vampire ponies come to mind.

Even better - how about a zombie squirrel eating brains from a human head instead of an acorn

We fire people on thursdays!

Tshirt - “you’re fired - just kidding, you’ve been made redundant!”

Isn’t it about time people, aliens and natural disasters stopped picking on the golden gate bridge. Why can’t they pick on another bridge, or perhaps a freeway, or even just an abandoned car park.

Enough is enough.

It is about time that people around the world banded together to protect this innocient and unfairly targeted iconic landmark.

Suggested plan of attack:

• expose culprits though screen grabs from various movies
• suggested anti-earthquake/ anti-terrorist/ anti-armageddon measures - lots and lots of bubblewrap comes to mind
• PAUTOIL (People Against the Unfair Destruction on Iconic Landmarks)

Repackaged paperclips as macgyver clips

Possibly included Macgyver Tape (Duct Tape)

Perhaps an entire product range - bomb defuser, lock pick, minature antenna, etc - all just the same paper clip

Quotes

“A paperclip can be a wonderous thing. More times than I can remember one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot”

References

MacGyver for president 2008
http://www.specialfarm.net/macgyver2008.html

macgyver news
http://www.macgyvernews.com/

a list of MacGyverisms
http://www.macgyveronline.org/pages/macism.html

theme music
http://www.tow.com/interests/macgyver/macgyver_theme.mov